4/1/2024 0 Comments Weird sexual positions![]() Ultimately it’s all about putting two bits of nice-feeling flesh in the general vicinity of each other and rubbing them together until one or other of you shouts “Jurassic Park!” Stand on your head and then jizz on my elbows ![]() Sure, some things felt quite nice, but nothing felt much nicer than the sex we’d worked out for ourselves. Most of these positions weren’t worthy of their individual names, and no earth was moved during our experimentation. I’ll be honest: we both felt a bit ripped off. This has to have been the conclusion for the Joy of Sex writers too, because although you might initially spot something that hadn’t occurred to you, by the time you’ve gone through the whole book you realise that position 74 is exactly the same as position 25, just with your knee bent in a slightly different direction. Not because we weren’t athletic or determined enough but because we came to the conclusion, as I’m sure most couples do, that there is only a finite number of positions in which it’s enjoyable to have sex. I’m sorry to say that we failed spectacularly. Positions with weird and exotic names like ‘barking at the moon’ or ‘temptation of the crow’, things which we’d anticipated would blow our minds and our sexual organs so hard we’d be left reeling and panting and begging for a rest. There was tried-and-tested missionary, of course, as well as doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl: all the positions that are the relative staples of most people’s sexual repertoire.īut then came the others. Intrigued and excited, we opened it and started flicking through the weird sex positions. When I first started having sex, my boyfriend had one of these books. ![]() Most people have seen the Joy of Sex or the Kama Sutra right? Or if not the originals, then at least a knock-off copy that has similar weird sex positions but names them differently and uses different models, so as to avoid potentially boner-killing copyright issues. On weird sex positions, and the Emperor’s new clothes March 3, 2013
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |